I hope I don’t ever get into a fist fight.
My hands are so small that when I make a fist it looks like I have horse cocks for arms.
THE CHEAPEST LOOKING POPTART IN THE WORLD
AND IT JUST TASTES LIKE BUTTER
I BET THE ONLY REASON IT PASSED TESTING WAS BECAUSE IT HAD ‘CUPCAKE’ IN THE TITLE
I have to add a stockpile of earcuffs and some good looking boots (so that I can make myself some spats) to my wishlist. I can’t get much of anything, my defunct paypal full of useless frivolous spending money is below 40 bucks.
Since my bank account has been wiped out and shut down (thanks mom.), and I can’t use paypal to open a new account under my own name, I had a good 100 that I couldn’t use for anything else.
So I bought some petrichor and dragon’s blood oil, a typewriter ribbon, correction chalk (that I didn’t actually need, just after it came in the mail I found a pack of old correction tabs, there goes 5 bucks) and a cup (which would spare me from having to buy pads n’ shit for the next few years or so, a really good investment, so the chalk is forgiven)
Now I’m down to around 36 and change, so I’ll just be sitting on a wishlist full of alchemical diagram posters, bustle skirts and a pile of occult philosophy books that I cry over every day.
AND THE ONE COPY OF ‘THE MAGUS’ THAT TOOK PAYPAL WAS SOLD YESTERDAY.
STARES LONGINGLY AT THE SCREEN.
SO IT’S A CROCHET RING
MADE OF A BLACK WIDOW SPIDERWEB
The most difficult accessory to make, holy shit. I now have an appreciation for delicate webwork.
+5 dexterity, ‘steel’ effect (+2 durability for each item currently equipped), +8 mana boost, and +2 luck, a result of the badass aura emanating from the wearer.
did you know that if you go to http://www.tumblr.com/new/ass it just makes a new text post
#5t4s
My battle with a black widow spider ended in a draw. I don’t know where it is, but I took it’s web.
I have a small enough hook, I just have to figure out if there’s maybe a small enough pattern for an extremely small doily. It’s a thread a little less than a foot long, so maybe I’ll just make a ring to wear instead.
I might have to make friends with widows if I want more materials. We’ll see if it turns up again.
I just stepped outside to help grandma get rid of some vines, And it took me a little while to distinguish the prickle of thorns from the feeling of having my foot eaten by ants.
This was an extremely upsetting experience and I’m going to sit here with my icecream and try not to freak out over the fact that now my body is interpreting everything ever as ants all over me, AND FOR SOME STUPID REASON, IT’S EMULATING THE BITES AS WELL.
CRIES HIDEOUSLY IN A WRITHING HEAP ON THE FLOOR
#gross monsterthings is still a tag for blocking gross monsterthing stuff like body horror and…scary stuff.
Suddenly I had a craving for more abomination-type things. I gave up trying to give them the correct number of limbs, so if I can’t think of any appropriate hands, I’ll just have them cut off.
Actually, I didn’t really know what to do with the head, so it’s just a stump, a short tube of flesh, and a constantly slobbering tongue hangin’ about. I’ll probably just get rid of that too.
Not pictured is the lack of collarbones, which means the space between the shoulders has outlines from all the leftover neck pipes and a crisscross of random tendons for absolutely no reason.
It was SUPPOSED to be centered around jutting hips, but they refused to jut, so meh.
dousemyflame replied to your post: but why spats why
BECAUSE SPATS!!!!!!!
IT’S LIKE THAT SHOTS SONG
BUT INSTEAD IF ‘SHOTS’ IT’S ‘SPATS’
SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS
EVERYBODY
EVERYBODY
THE LADIES LOVE US
WHEN WE PUT ON OUR SPATS
THEY NEED AN EXCUSE
TO OGLE OUR HATS
WE CAME TO GET CLASSY
HOW BOUT YOU
BUTTONS UP
LETS GO ROUND TWO
SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPATS SPSATS AUATSOAJAKSVSHJSBAJSVSISV
GET CRUNK
