I feel u Jesus
So, saint young men (the one about jesus and buddha sharing an apartment) is really excellent
There’s a bit where jesus is complaining about being hungry, so buddha’s like ‘i’ll get ya something buddy don’t worry’ and he walks outside for two seconds and comes back with a rock on a plate and a glass of water
Jesus is all like ‘wtf’ and buddha goes ‘well you can turn that into bread and wine right?’ And jesus says ‘yeah but only rye bread’ and sulks some more
I need to find the manga, this is really cute
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
Considering making deals with questionable entities
I’ll commit murder or something, and you get to erase me from existence. No, all the way. None of that ‘immortal soul’ bullshit, I don’t ever want to come back. Ever. EVER.
So help me god if I find out I still exist I will hunt you down. I will FIND YOU.
robots getting really concerned when a human yawns and then another human does as well and wondering if this is some sort of group signal that they need to respond to so they just awkwardly go “aaaaaa” to try and imitate them
robots jumping and getting really scared when a…
dumah and melchiah
melchiah lookin’ like he’s about to jump some poor bastard and wear his face
sitting here on tumblr im seeing all sorts of stuff i want to fix but hell im tired
zephon and rahab next
last two yo
rahab and zephon
I’ve obviously been taking liberties with their designs, compared to the few renders and concept provided by the SR devs
ah well hope ya’ll like!
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actuallyYeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.
college kids going home for break
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
hey fellow ppl who menstruate!
my gynecologist told me today that she doesn’t reccomend Always brand menstrual products, especially to people with sensitive skin, because they’ve been known to irritate the vulva. She said even if you don’t notice an irritation, it can still affect yr vaginal health/make you more prone to yeast infections etc.
please spread this so we can avoid hecking up our vulvas!